HE WAS WALKING ON THE TABLE AND TRIED TO GO THROUGH MY GLASSES AND COULDN’T AND HE DECIDED TO STAY LIKE THAT
Not every story about sea life mistakenly caught in a net ends this beautifully, so it’s important to recognize when one does.
I was offended tonight because someone thought I was an under cover cop..
Nightmare after nightmare after nightmare.. Holy shit. Freaking out. I’ve been asleep for maybe 45 minutes and all these horrible dreams are consuming me already
MY BABIES ARE FINALLY HERE!!!!!!
These are the baby stinkpot turtles that were laid a few months ago where we were going to build a shed. I feel like the proudest daddy in the world. c:
I will have more pictures when they are all out!
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom